You Know You Are Bosnian When...

¾       Your mother insists that promaha [air draft] will kill you

¾       Your mother tells you not to sit close to TV, and not to use cell phones, because you'll get brain tumor

¾       Your mother tells you not to sit on the concrete slabs, or your ovaries are going to freeze

¾       Your mother tells you that you'll get sick from drinking cold water

¾       Your parents wonder why you take shower every day