You Know You Are Bosnian When...
¾ Your mother insists that promaha [air draft] will kill you
¾ Your mother tells you not to sit close to TV, and not to use cell phones, because you'll get brain tumor
¾ Your mother tells you not to sit on the concrete slabs, or your ovaries are going to freeze
¾ Your mother tells you that you'll get sick from drinking cold water
¾ Your parents wonder why you take shower every day